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FUNNY DOGS Part 1
TURN OFF THE TELE
Spending a Saturday evening visiting a haunted place has got to be more fun than watching trash TV. Check out these people:
PREGNANCY WITH A BANG
LAUGH A MINUTE
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE & FINISHED
No English dictionary adequately explained the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a linguistic conference held in London attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner. His final challenge was this:
“Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.”
“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”
Britney Spears & Computers
A They’re both cheap, white, and plastic.
A Blonde Gets Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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